There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via any means ....
DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK
put your jacket on, take 2 good friends to the nearest pub and purchase
the well proven antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ)
but this is only available for those who can afford it.
The next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends.
If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
This virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
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Update 5th July 2006: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE,
but may require a more generous application.
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Information courtesy of Bill Green
