Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
Murray Walker - Motor Racing Commentator:
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."
Greg Norman - Golf Commentator:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
Steve Ryder - Golf Commentator:
"Ballesteros looked much better today after a 69."
Alan Minter - Boxing Commentator:
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
Mike Hallett - Snooker Commentator:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets."
John Burnicle - World Superbike Racing (Discussing the choice of tyres):
"Colin had a hard on in practice this morning, I bet he wishes he had a hard on now."
Terry Venables - Football Commentator:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.
Ron Atkinson - Football Commentator:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."
Brain Johnstone - Cricket Commentator:
"The bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willey."
John Snagge - BBC Radio Boat Race Commentator:
"They are very close , I am not sure who is winning, but it is either Oxford or Cambridge."
Unknown New Zealand Rugby Commentator:
"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.."
Metro Radio - Football Commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
Russ King - Athletics Commentator interviewing the 4 x 400 Relay Team:
"Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg"
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics:
"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
Unknown US TV Golf Commentator:
"One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that,
before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them."
A Canadian Female Newsreader who turned to the weatherman the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't:
"So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"
Michael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK
eclipse coverage:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other, and he's only come in his shorts.”
Willie Carson - Describing how jockeys prepare for a big race:
"They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions”
James Allen interviewing Ralph Schumacher at a Grand Prix:
"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Rubens Barrichello?.”
Chris Tarrant discussing the first “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” Winner - Judith Keppel on “This Morning”:
“She was practicing fastest finger by herself in bed last night .”
